02:22:2010 @ 09:23 AM

i’m not a genius i’m more like a genie, granting girls’ wishes from a stone-cold bikini

I’ve been thinking about it a lot lately — sketching up diagrams and researching patents and organizing focus groups and the like — and I’m pretty sure I’ve stumbled upon what could possibly be my greatest idea for an invention yet:

A color-changing vibrator.

Turn it on, it glows a bright red. Turn it off, it turns to a darker maroon. Or maybe burnt sienna, but that’s something the aforementioned focus groups can help us figure out.

Because really, what woman wouldn’t love to be able to masturbate while on her period without the having to deal with the considerable inconvenience of clean-up?

That’s right. None of them.

And I know you’re sitting there wishing you’d have thought of this first, but haven’t we been over the whole “me: smart/you: not so much” thing again and again? I’m getting rather annoyed with your lack of focus, Internet.

posted by Krissyface on 02:22:2010 @ 06:58 PM

nicely done.

posted by The Scoot on 02:23:2010 @ 05:36 AM

It. Would. Smell!

posted by kimberkara on 02:23:2010 @ 08:28 AM

I like how Scooter disregards the 100 other reasons this is a demented idea. How about her shoving crusty blood back up in her snatch the next time she uses it dear? How about THAT? How about the pack of wild dogs that would be constantly gnawing at your door to get a taste of the fragrant fermenting tool? hmmmm?

posted by gringa on 02:24:2010 @ 03:14 AM

Dude, have you not seen the clear glass ones they have now with the colored LED's inside? When WAS your last trip to the toy store anyway??? Gaahh I don't think they have a red one though, so good for you.

posted by prunella.jones on 02:25:2010 @ 09:07 AM

How about a vibrator that changes colors with your moods, like a mood ring? Then after your orgasm you could pull it out and check the hue. "Oh look, it's orange! What does that mean again?"