the wine is turning sour, i’m longing for my final hour
When I host a kiddy birthday party, in addition to hot dogs and juice boxes and sodas and bottled water, I think it’s a good idea to have a bunch of booze on-hand. For a number of reasons.
Obviously there’s the fact that you’re going to need it to deal with all the snotty kids running around.
But when you also consider that there’s always a chance that one of the attending parents will over-indulge a bit and wreck their car on the way home, killing themselves and their child in the process (and thereby effectively reducing the number of hot dogs and juice boxes and sodas and bottled water I have to buy for next year’s party by two), well, it just makes good fiscal sense.
Right?
Right.
*taking notes for future birthday parties shopping lists*
And YOU !! IT'S YOU !!! I KNEW there was something missing from my updated blog-list. It just seemed so . . . normal or something. I can't belive I fucking forgot you. So sad.
Fixed, I hope you don't mind being labled "Crazy-Assed-Som-bitch."
Great job.
You do know that cars are getting much safer, right? You might just have to help clean out colostomy bags at the next party.
hor: of course i don't mind. my ass is crazy. so crazy.
krissyface: there's your chippy.
scooter: that sounds like something a troll might say...
Hey, I'm just saying that depraved indifference sometimes results in paraplegia rather than death. If the point is to lower your work load, you ought to aim for involuntary manslaughter.
But good alcohol costs more than hot dogs and juice boxes.
who said anything about good alcohol?
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