09:10:2009 @ 01:55 PM

god knows i’m not a baby, but sometimes everybody needs a friend: super sexy razor happy girls!

Listen up, Internet: I know you’re all so proud of yourselves because of how that Obama of yours told everyone that the Mexicans won’t get to take part in the socialized healthcare, and in doing so, reached some common ground with the Republicans (that being the common ground of racism).

But don’t be so smug, hippies, because for one thing, it’s unbecoming. And besides, do you really want sick Mexicans coughing and sneezing all over the fruits and vegetables they’re out in the fields picking for $1.25 an hour? Yeah, maybe you can wash Hector’s germs off that cucumber before you cut it up and put it in your salad, but you know as well as I do that sometimes you just forget.

[note: also, i have it on fairly high authority that it doesn’t technically count as racism if it’s against mexicans.]

[note: and by “fairly high authority” i mean jesus.]

[note: that’s “jesus” with a strong “j,” and not the mispronounced mexican way. “hey, zeus?” you’re watching too much clash of the titans, mexicans.]

Here’s a haiku I wrote for you:

Naked five year-olds,
Running around in my house
Make me uneasy.

Please don’t poop on the sofa, kids. Please don’t poop on the sofa.

posted by Jack Smynde on 09:10:2009 @ 04:21 PM

Ahem. Wetbacks make $1.50 an hour.

posted by Gringa-N-Mexico on 09:10:2009 @ 06:47 PM

All those poor mexican bastards (and by those poor bastards I mean my family) got together to actually vote for a change (used their fake ssn's and everything) - cuz they thought Obama was gonna be nice to them. And he bitch slapped them all. Who says Obamas not black? He's for realz pimpn those bitches now.

In Michigan the beaners make like $9.50 an hour in the fields.

posted by prunella jones on 09:10:2009 @ 09:37 PM

Did you know that Jesus hates you? Because he does. A lot.

In fact, he hates you this much. (makes crucifixion pose)

Have a nice evening.

posted by Krissyface on 09:11:2009 @ 09:58 AM

uneasy? That's not what you were saying last night...

posted by Gringa-N-Mexico on 09:11:2009 @ 12:15 PM

Dude I think Miss Prunella has a boner for you.

posted by prunella jones on 09:14:2009 @ 07:42 PM

A boner? Lol, indeed I do. And it's this big! (makes crucifixion pose)

Just teasing Krissy. My boner is actually for Jesus. Especially the blond young Mel Gibson look-a-like Jesus from my childhood bible. I'm hoping that if I'm sacrilegious enough he just might notice me and ask me to the prom.

posted by jeremy on 09:17:2009 @ 12:48 PM

wait, so you don't have a boner for me?