at midnight, all the agents and superhuman crew go out and round up everyone who knows more than they do

Happy Daylight Savings, Internet! I know you probably hate springing forward like that, because you lose a little bit of the beauty sleep which we can all agree you so desperately need. But me? I love it, because it’s one less hour in the day that I have to deal with your stupid bullshit. Less of you makes me happy.

So… how’s it going? It’s been a while. I spent my week off pimping bums and recording videos to upload to the YouTube.

I also watched the Watchmen on Friday. And I know you’re thinking “aww shit, here’s another fanboy whining about the movie,” but I don’t like that attitude and I’d kick you right in the face had I not broken a toe Saturday night kicking my patio swing whilst practicing kicking you right in the face because of your attitude. You got lucky, Internet, but it will heal in time and then watch out, because right in the face.

So I was disappointed in the movie, but I’m not going to go off on a fanboy rant because they all suck and who cares what they think? I’m far too cerebral and artsy (very much like the comics, and the opposite of the movie), so I’m going to whine in the form of haiku.

guess i missed the part
in the comic where dan and
laurie kill the gang.

cleavers to the head
show emotion, not lack of,
as moore intended.

don’t establish veidt
tinkering with genetics,
and the cat looks dumb.

the “new frontiersman”
should have at least been mentioned
before the last scene.

I’d write more, but this is getting boring. The new ending did work for me, though. So I guess that’s something.