people, people, we’ve got to get over before we go under

Inauguration Day has finally arrived and this great nation of ours will soon have its first African American president. It’s a truly historic and monumental day, and I’d like to take a few moments on this, the 20^th of January, in the year of our lord two thousand and nine, a date which will forever symbolize racial harmony the likes of which we’ve never seen, and implore my fellow Americans of color, my soul brothers and sisters, to please mark the occasion by stopping with the Obama t-shirts already.

The Dreamer. The Dream. The Same Goddamned T-Shirt Every Goddamned Day.

At lease mix in a backwards baseball jersey from time-to-time, or maybe an orange Cross Colours hoodie. Hell, at this point I’d settle for black Bart Simpson telling me I wouldn’t understand. Something.

Here. I made these for you.