pours my beer, licks my ear, brings out the devil in me
Few things in life piss me off more, Internet, than having to wait in line 45 minutes to vote because a bunch of slow old people — who are probably going to die of old age anyway before the midway point of President Palin’s first term — made it to the polls before me. They wake up at 4:00 AM, the old people do, so of course they’re going to get there first.
Take this down: I think the young and able-witted should be able to skip in front of any old people in line at will. Any line. Because it’s not as if the old people had any plans that day other than sitting around and smelling bad and watching their stories and driving slowly and soiling themselves, anyway.
But me? I’ve got shit to do. Places to be.
Eventually, though, I got to the front of the line and was able to cast my vote for Obama.
OMGLOL. Not really. I’m white.
The old folk sure have a great life.
I can't wait to introduce you to my Obama Grandmama.
She's gonna love you.
Gulp.
Oh yeah, and too bad about President Palin, Whitey.
i can't believe you voted against your adopted--but loathed-- kin. oh, wait. that's the retard midgets.
They probably took so long to vote because they forgot why they were there.
My issue on election day were not old people in line but old people running the flippin polling stations! You know how old people get all caught up in the rules. Again, not like they had anything else to do that day.
Jeremy, When exactly do you know that you're in the being passed section versus being a passer in the lines? This could cause much conflict.
What's 60 feet long and smells like piss?
The voting line at Jeremy's polling place.
What's all this about lines? I voted in my living room while drinking orange juice and watching "MythBusters". Absentee voting rocks.
'sup, my Honkey?
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