09:30:2008 @ 11:31 AM

awaiting the hour of reprisal, your time slips away

Well it’s the end of September, Internet, and I think it’s safe to say that you all know what that means: time for a new season of that Great Big Fat Loser show.

Every year, I play this little game I made up where I look at all the big, fat, disgusting women on the show and I try to figure out which one would be hot if she would just lose the weight. And year after year, I always come up with the same answer: Alison Sweeney.

Speaking of politics, as if her total MILFtitude wasn’t enough to sway your vote toward Sarah Palin in ’08 (and we all know it is), I have an even better reason: transparency in politics, which is something I think we can all support.

You see, we’ll all be able to tell if she’s really spending time crossing party lines and working together with the Democrats for the betterment of this great nation of ours, by way of her and Nancy Pelosi getting on the same cycle.

A government that works together, flows together.

Write that down.

Here’s a chipmunk singing “Another One Bites the Dust.”

posted by bunny hugger on 09:30:2008 @ 12:21 PM

I am making this into one of those really annoying email forwards and sending it to everyone I know. And if they don't forward it then I will tell them that God hates them for it and they are going to die in a car accident.

posted by Jack Smynde on 09:30:2008 @ 10:24 PM

I'd like to switch Devin and Jillian's heads and have a sweet-on-the-top/angry-on-the-bottom threesome.

posted by Kristin on 10:01:2008 @ 07:42 AM

Do you think anyone would notice if they just swapped out Tina Fey with Sarah Palin before November? Because then we'd keep the MILFiness, but also get a sense of humor and a brain, which, in my opinion, are not essential for the job of vice president, but they certainly would make me tune in to the debates. Anyway. Just an idea.

posted by jeremy on 10:01:2008 @ 08:20 AM

so, so catty.

posted by Kristin on 10:01:2008 @ 02:52 PM

meow.

posted by leigh on 10:01:2008 @ 03:45 PM

very, very frightening me.

posted by Jack Smynde on 10:02:2008 @ 01:59 AM

(Galileo)

posted by Jack Smynde on 10:06:2008 @ 05:45 PM

(Galileo)

posted by CruiserMel on 10:07:2008 @ 12:25 AM

Well, well, well....I'm gone for awhile and come back to talk of menses and singing squirrels? I see how you're gonna be. I suppose I shouldn't mention that I am a big believer in squirrel rights (not to mention the McCain/Palin sticker on my car - red state, can't help myself) and I think you're exploiting that little dude to your personal commercial advantage.

Well played, my friend. Nicely done. :)

posted by Kristin on 10:10:2008 @ 07:16 AM

Remember when you used to blog?

That was nice.