07:25:2008 @ 11:24 AM

round up, holler girl; we’ll all need bigger uniforms

I wouldn’t say that I necessarily have anything against Rachael Ray, Internet. Yeah, she’s pretty cheap when it comes to tipping, but that’s more a problem for waitstaff. And you and I both know I’m far too important to concern myself with the commonfolk.

In general, I’m okay with Rachael Ray.

But everyday?

No. Sorry.

Everyday just seems a tad much, you know? A little bit forced.

posted by damon on 07:25:2008 @ 02:31 PM

Rachel started off waaay hot. Then she got all, and was like all, and then she got married.
And what's with the EVOO? Annoying.

posted by Leeuna on 07:25:2008 @ 08:52 PM

Yeah, it's best to mix it up a little with Paula Dean

posted by SinisterDan on 07:25:2008 @ 09:30 PM

I have bad dreams about Rachel Ray.

Her spread in Maxim (or whatever it was) is right up ther with John Wilkes Boothe in the history of bad things being done by entertainers.

I have a poll running at my spot - voters are welcome.

...and there's no Rachel Ray...

posted by Jack Smynde on 07:26:2008 @ 02:23 AM

I'd have to kill her.

posted by Jeremy C. Garland on 07:26:2008 @ 06:06 PM

Every night would be better. Awww yeah.

posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness on 07:27:2008 @ 03:50 PM

She's okay as long as the mute button is on.

posted by {illyria} on 07:28:2008 @ 01:08 AM

i don't watch rachael ray everyday, but i do know that i watched her one day and said to myself, "this person has a lot of talk in her."

posted by Kristin on 07:28:2008 @ 07:14 AM

How can you dis a woman who singlehandedly brought back the concept of preparing 'delicious, healthful meals in under 30 minutes'? That, and the fashion trend of stretchy shirts tucked into stretchy jeans... there's so much to be thankful for here.

posted by heyjoe on 07:29:2008 @ 12:50 PM

Am I the only one who never watches this woman? How do people become so famous w/out my knowing about it?