papa was smart but mama said i wasn’t; now i’ve got a million dollars, but who doesn’t?

What, so none of you have seen King of Kong? Losers.

I think I strained a pec this weekend, Internet. I was cutting down some overgrown weeds in the yard there (because I know how they play havoc with your allergies (and we all know your comfort is my utmost priority (so long as you keep putting out))) and apparently I tried to put a little too much of the “strength of the bear” into it. My, did it hurt.

I’d consider inviting you over to rub some Bengay on it, but I know you, and I can’t risk you getting carried away and slowly letting your fingers wander south. Not without washing your hands first.

Hey! Here’s a haiku about that retard comic what won the “Last Comic” a few years ago. Remember him? The retard that had that one joke about how he was retarded, and told it over and over? And he won?!? LOL!

i am quite impressed
you can type on the myspace
with that palsy arm.

Bye, then.