06:30:2008 @ 02:33 PM

all the booze is free, airline going broke; here come the lady with another jack and coke

Now you listen to me and you listen good, Internet: the next one of you jackasses what tries to skip a row or two ahead while exiting an airplane in my presence is getting citizen’s air marshaled right upside the back of your head, courtesy of yours truly and/or my trusty band of followers.

This means you, Europe.

That kind of line-cutting bullshit may fly outside the New World, Pierre, but this here is the good ole’ U. S. of A., and you’d be well-served to check your inconsiderate deplaning practices right alongside your Speedos and neckerchiefs before you go crossing our borders. You can use the space where you’d have packed your deodorant, were you an American.

posted by leigh on 06:30:2008 @ 03:18 PM

i noticed this when we were in paris. damn those french are rude. and smelly.

posted by Kristin on 06:30:2008 @ 05:32 PM

I actually still click on the hyperlink you insert, every time, like a sucker. I was hoping perhaps this time you'd linked to some french dude's blog and I'm thinking, oh, how interesting, Jeremy discovered a french guy named Pierre who blogs, cool.

But no, it's the humor blogs, again and again and again.

And somehow I am still surprised each time.

posted by Jeremy C. Garland on 06:30:2008 @ 07:14 PM

So this happened and you just let old Frenchy go without so much as an insult? I'm afraid the guy you ran into on the street in Boston was right.

posted by Jack Smynde on 06:30:2008 @ 10:09 PM

I've even had Britons oh-so-politely ask me why I was letting a single car go ahead of me. BECAUSE IT WAS THEIR TURN, BITCH!!

posted by Catscratch Diva on 07:01:2008 @ 09:25 AM

Amen to that. I'll trip an inconsiderate asshat with my carry-on that accidentally made it's way into the aisle.

posted by Rickey Henderson on 07:02:2008 @ 08:14 AM

Rickey says give em a break. They're European. They have a certain joi de vivre. A certain je ne sais quoi. If those cheese eating surrener monkeys want to cut ahead of you, let em be.

posted by Jack Smynde on 07:02:2008 @ 09:35 AM

Hey Jeremy, do you make any money off those humor-blogs.com fags?

posted by Cindy Lou on 07:02:2008 @ 10:38 PM

My god, will you just answer the man?

posted by Augusto on 07:03:2008 @ 07:01 AM

The Italians are the absolute worst for crashing to the front of the line and ignoring everyone who is properly in the queue. But I love the food and fashion so I keep going back to Italy - the lemoncello alone is worth the trip.

posted by Ima Wurdibitsch on 07:08:2008 @ 05:21 PM

Shamelessly stolen:
"Free Speedo with a trade-in
Of your sense of shame."