05:29:2008 @ 12:29 PM

so we came upon a cracker, and we all came on this cracker, and the last one had to eat it and she did

A word to the wise, Internet: no matter how soft and silky that exfoliating body scrub may make your skin feel when used twice a week as per directions on the back of the bottle, it is not — repeat, not — to be used on or near your balls.

Trust me on this, and you are wont to do regardless but occasionally need some reassurance.

Here’s a haiku:

little gritty bits
lathered up in the shower
will chafe your scrotum

But my Wii Fit age is 32, so stick it.

[note: the humor-blogs gets dead skin cells all over the place.]

posted by Keva on 05:29:2008 @ 01:21 PM

Dangit! My Wii Fit age is 53..and i'm only 34. I've got work to do.

Ok, as for the gritty bits-listen, they're not much better near the lady business....

posted by Jack Smynde on 05:29:2008 @ 11:00 PM

Not as bad as Icy Hot, though. You indirectly taught me that by workin' my sac too hard.

posted by David on 05:30:2008 @ 03:36 PM

It has never in all my X decades of life occurred to me to even contemplate exfoliating my balls. Of course, I don't shave them either and I suppose that would occur to me before exfoliation.

posted by Augusto on 05:30:2008 @ 03:46 PM

Somehow I'm just not sure that you are discussing Ritz crackers...or saltines for that matter.

posted by Kristin on 05:31:2008 @ 11:30 AM

I'm kind of wondering what would posess a tough-as-nails, masculine man's man such as yourself to purchase soft and silky exfoliating body scrub to begin with, but Gee Whiz, Jeremy, you are just a man of so many surprises.

posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness on 06:01:2008 @ 04:49 PM

Yeah, I'm gonna say don't use it on girl parts either. Can chafe and cause a yeast infection...I'm just guessing of course.