04:07:2008 @ 11:54 AM

your spirit pokes me, your smile provokes me

So I went to the Sam’s this weekend to pick up some Hogan’s Heroes DVDs and a five-gallon bucket of pickles to cut up and put into some potato salad I was making (since relish just isn’t the same thing (and I really, really love potato salad (I make it with love (and potatoes)))), when I saw this.

OMGLOL.

Just kidding. It’s not funny. I mean, hey old man: really? You sure about that?

Also this weekend, I found out that that Vanessa Hudgens girl is coming to the local water park this summer to sing or perform skits or whatever the devil it is people like her get famous for doing. I’m not really into the Hannah Montana myself, but I’m thinking about going because — and you’re probably not going to believe me about this, but I swear it’s true and it’s on the Wiki and everything — I hear she likes to show off the big bushes.

That may be the one single area where retro hasn’t made it back in vogue, the big bushes, and I do so applaud her attempt to buck the trends and change the status quo.

Be your own person!

Rock your own style!

You go, girl!!!

[note: people that wear green socks shop at the humor-blogs.]

posted by Kristin on 04:07:2008 @ 12:15 PM

I done seen those photos on the internet a few months ago, and let's hope for the love of all that's holy, that Vanessa considers getting a nice brazillian before hitting the local water park.

posted by Shieldmaiden96 on 04:07:2008 @ 02:47 PM

For some reason, the sheer height of that man makes it funnier.

posted by Jack Smynde on 04:07:2008 @ 10:25 PM

That's my dad!! I can't believe he's got another woman. Or that he could get one.

I don't like the big bush. Makes me self conscious about my not being able to grow a beard.

posted by Jeremy C. Garland on 04:08:2008 @ 08:40 PM

I saw you today behind me on the way home from work. I didn't wave.

posted by {illyria} on 04:09:2008 @ 05:27 AM

i'm rather torn about this. i like an acceptable amount of growth, but only on me, because completely shaved, i look 12 years younger and painfully prepubescent. those european and american chicks are better off without the bush; no use looking unhygienic AND old. if you know what i mean. wink. wink.

posted by Cindy Lou on 04:10:2008 @ 04:02 PM

I brush my teeth with warm water.

posted by Rickey Henderson on 04:11:2008 @ 03:40 PM

Yep, that's some good wholesome family music for ya. You are aware that getting tickets to these shows involves a pact with Satain, correct?

posted by offendedblogger on 04:14:2008 @ 08:58 PM

"I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING! "

Hehe. :)

posted by bvllets on 04:16:2008 @ 10:38 AM

I swear to god I love sluts. Viva Vanessa Fudgins!