03:14:2008 @ 06:51 PM

gum acacia, hydrogenated oil, potato starch… bring to a boil!

Call me old fashioned, but do we really need a study on how fat fatties have more of the breast cancer than regular women? There’s generally more boob on your average big, disgusting fat chick than on your average normal chick, so it just makes sense that the cancer would prefer a more spacious abode.

It’s logic, really.

And besides, in lieu of a healthy diet and exercise, mastectomies are a proven weight loss solution. So score one for the sweat hogs!

Or two!

Reach for the stars! You can do it!

[note: not really. omglol.]

posted by jromano01 on 03:14:2008 @ 09:57 PM

You are a sick bastard.

See you tomorrow!

posted by Kristin on 03:15:2008 @ 07:22 AM

Jeremy, you have reached an all time low with the hatefulness of this blog entry.

Pretty sure that's what you were goin for, so party on!

posted by Shawn on 03:15:2008 @ 11:12 AM

Wow

posted by Jack Smynde on 03:15:2008 @ 06:22 PM

I can has tit cuts off?

posted by jeremy on 03:16:2008 @ 08:06 AM

to all: at some point during the day yesterday, i started to feel bad about this post. like maybe joking about breast cancer is crossing some sort of line or something, and that the last thing i want to do is offend you beautiful people. you know?

but then i re-read it, and i’m pretty sure the whole “mastectomy as a means of weight loss” thing is hysterical. so never mind.