look what he has done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer
Normally you wouldn’t learn this without reading a book on the subject, but since you live too far away to have me run over and help you sound out the big words, Internet, I know that’ll never happen so I’m going to tell you:
While your homebrewed beer may be yummy and delicious (and by “your” I mean “my”), all that unfiltered yeast will play havoc with your innards. And by “your” I mean “my.”
Here’s a haiku:
little bit o’poo
resting just inside my ass
makes me scared to fart.
Totally worth it, though. I’d share some with you, but I don’t like you. Not really.
Young's manages to make a fine beer while filtering out the poo yeast. Maybe you're doing something wrong, like home brewing.
beer made at home
bad noises from my innards
this is gonna hurt
(hell, I tried)
you're lucky you're not a chick, or that yeast might manifest itself in your body in a different way...
BTW, YOU'VE BEEN MEME'D....
XOXOXO
You'd share your little bit of shit with us?
Ahhh... a "Hai-poo."
Beer and hard-boiled eggs
Eating garlic-dill pickles
Pussy repellant.
Unrepentant fart
Worming its way to day light
Filtering through shit.
Ass liberation
Sphincter-be-damned! Here it comes!
Ugh! Wipe front to back!
Unexpected skid--
You're browning up my britches
OxyClean my ass!
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