11:26:2007 @ 02:05 PM

the outdoorsman: a haiku

sitting by the fire
occasional whiffs of smoke
turn your boogers black.

posted by Dan on 11:26:2007 @ 09:27 PM

Those taste the bestest!

posted by Jack Smynde on 11:26:2007 @ 11:19 PM

Wait, that's not the normal color?

posted by Ima Wurdibitsch on 11:27:2007 @ 10:23 AM

candlelit romance
flickering flames seduce and
make boogers black, too

posted by bvllets on 11:27:2007 @ 02:51 PM

My boogers are black
What the balls is going on
Man that's not cocaine

Black boogers remind me of a recent read of "Rant" by Chuck Palahniuk. Not a bad read but pretty gross and creepy. Stick with Lullaby or Fight Club.

I enjoy the blog and I kicked you a link. Keep it real.

posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top on 11:28:2007 @ 02:02 PM

Pure genius.

posted by Hor on 11:28:2007 @ 03:06 PM

True Dat, True Dat.

Ah well, I'm sure all the alcohol at deer camp cures any damage done to my lungs.

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