11:21:2007 @ 02:37 PM

it’s the type of meal he can’t resist, when there’s nothing left he just licks the dish

I don’t know about you, but I’ve always found something about Thanksgiving to seem, I don’t know, a tad dirty and whorish.

tie me up, stuff me, and use your fingers to find my giblets

But maybe it’s just me. I don’t know.

And listen, I understand that you’re very much into it and that you think it’s addictive and the wave of the future and the greatest thing since yummy pork cracklins and beer (the two great tastes that taste great together), but I’ve got to tell you, Internet: I really don’t think I get the whole Twitter thing.

But I’m giving it a shot. For you.

[note: it was either that or watch the video of those two girls eating shit, and that’s just fucking gross.]
[note: i mean, why? why would you do that? and that it exists is bad enough, but you sick fucks actually seek it out and watch it? knowingly? really?]
[note: so yeah. twitter it is.]

Have a yam-tastic Turkeynecks Day, Internet.

posted by Joe on 11:21:2007 @ 04:55 PM

That picture makes me feel on funny and tingly. Niiice turkey.

posted by Jack Smynde on 11:22:2007 @ 11:59 AM

You know, the shit-eating makes almost as much sense as the Twitter. But I don't think I'll do either.

posted by enemy of the republic on 11:25:2007 @ 11:49 AM

Thanksgiving is all about gluttony which is one of the seven deadly sins along with lust. So yeah, it's whorish.

Twitter so far is fun, but I don't keep to any schedule. Your observations will be far wittier than mine..

posted by bvllets on 11:27:2007 @ 02:42 PM

Thanksgiving isn't whorish until after you've had your fair share of pie. Wink wink.

Maybe since you can't stomach 2 Girls 1 Cup you will like my parody.

www.2girls1corp.com

I need to draw some poo on her face and maybe get some poo in a cup on the table. I haven't finished it yet. I'm open to suggestions.

posted by Big Momma Pimpalishisness With A Cherry On Top on 11:28:2007 @ 02:01 PM

Yeah well when you put it like that, it is a tad dirty and whorish... but ohhhhhh so good.

posted by Rickey Henderson on 11:28:2007 @ 03:05 PM

That turkey is making Rickey feel very uncomfortable.

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