I don’t know about you, but I’ve always found something about Thanksgiving to seem, I don’t know, a tad dirty and whorish.

But maybe it’s just me. I don’t know.
And listen, I understand that you’re very much into it and that you think it’s addictive and the wave of the future and the greatest thing since yummy pork cracklins and beer (the two great tastes that taste great together), but I’ve got to tell you, Internet: I really don’t think I get the whole Twitter thing.
But I’m giving it a shot. For you.
Have a yam-tastic Turkeynecks Day, Internet.
That picture makes me feel on funny and tingly. Niiice turkey.
You know, the shit-eating makes almost as much sense as the Twitter. But I don't think I'll do either.
Thanksgiving is all about gluttony which is one of the seven deadly sins along with lust. So yeah, it's whorish.
Twitter so far is fun, but I don't keep to any schedule. Your observations will be far wittier than mine..
Thanksgiving isn't whorish until after you've had your fair share of pie. Wink wink.
Maybe since you can't stomach 2 Girls 1 Cup you will like my parody.
www.2girls1corp.com
I need to draw some poo on her face and maybe get some poo in a cup on the table. I haven't finished it yet. I'm open to suggestions.
Yeah well when you put it like that, it is a tad dirty and whorish... but ohhhhhh so good.
That turkey is making Rickey feel very uncomfortable.