11:29:2007 @ 08:32 AM

i’m so happy! you’re so nice! kiss kiss kiss! fun fun life!

They say breaking up is hard to do, but I happen to have it on pretty high authority that it’s harder still to receive. Times two, even.

That’s the word on the street, anyway.

Hey! Want to know the best thing about this midlife crisis I’m going through?

[note: short pause for your answer.]

Well Internet, the best thing about this midlife crisis I’m going through is that it pretty much guarantees my liver is going to hold up another 32 years. For real. It’s in the language of the contract.

So score one for the home team.

But that’s just me, I suppose… you know, Mr. Sunshine, living in a world of kittens and lollipops and unicorns, always looking on the bright side of things.

You could learn a thing or two.

posted by Jack Smynde on 11:29:2007 @ 10:16 PM

I've learned so much from you. That's not a counter-joke, either.

posted by Rob on 11:30:2007 @ 07:48 AM

I've learned a lot from you too, like you can't have too many cardigans and you can't trust Tongans. Stuff like that...

posted by bvllets on 11:30:2007 @ 02:21 PM

Wait til you find out it's not really a crisis but an epiphany.

posted by Jeremy C. Garland on 12:05:2007 @ 11:27 AM

I would never break up with you.