hey hell, i pay the price

Dear CBS,

If you’re going to take a group of people and force them all to live in a house together each and every summer, cutting them off from the outside world with no one but their own miserable selves for company, all for the sake of some crappy reality television show, for god’s sake you should hire a decent exterminator.

Maybe scatter some traps about the house, beneath the kitchen sink and the like. It’s the very least you could do.

Sincerely,

jeremy

P.S. If you wanted to force that hot Jen girl to walk around in far skimpier clothing, it probably wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world either. Just saying…