but you’re such a hunk, so full of spunk

So this past weekend I was kicking it Wal-Mart style, stocking up on bottled water and Chunky soup (in case that hurricane makes a sharp northeast turn) when, at some point between the tampons and the pet food, I noticed a peculiar sign:

I’m not sure what disturbs me more: that they actually sell this, or that they apparently sell enough to warrant a sign. Never mind that, from the look of things, I’d say 95% or so of Wal-Mart shoppers most likely already have plenty of their own.

Probably.

Oh, and if you’re so inclined, go out and pick up issue #25 of Powers, because Bendis printed my haiku. I didn’t win the contest, but that’s only because I didn’t offer him a hot, sweaty piece of this right here. Ah, if only I had it to do over…