being sick: a haiku

my whole body aches
one hundred degree fever
but hey, half day off.

Incidentally, it seems I need to point out that the photograph in the last post wasn’t doctored. That’s a real sign, at a real Wal-Mart. Photoshopping the word “lice” onto a sign isn’t funny; that Wal-Mart actually has a sign that reads “lice” is funny.

See? See the difference?

Next time you’re in doubt, please just ask.