07:18:2007 @ 10:34 PM

she smiled at him with her shiny bicuspid

If I had it all to do over again, I think “dentist for retards” would be a lucrative field to pursue, on account of all retards having bad teeth. You ever noticed that? How all retards have bad teeth?

[note: it’s funny because it’s true. right? right? right? right.]

I figure you’d get a lot of repeat business, too, what with the retards not being handi-capable enough to brush and floss properly, no matter how much you coach them, or dangle plastic keys in front of them, or whatever the hell it is you’re supposed to do to get the retard’s attention.

It’d take a strong stomach, certainly, but that’s why they’d pay you the big bucks. The big bucks.

posted by {illyria} on 07:19:2007 @ 02:18 AM

i miss you, too. poo cakes.

posted by CruiserMel on 07:19:2007 @ 08:25 PM

And your point is.....?

Okay, you've got my attention. Again.

Sorry I stayed away so long. Not sure what came over me. Oh yeah, I must be retarded. I promise to un-retard myself, go to the dentist (a regular one, thanks), and be here to visit soon.

P.S. Don't wish for AA to go out of business just yet - I'm flying them next month. And it's not refundable. I'm cheap that way.

posted by mm on 07:20:2007 @ 12:40 PM

It took a lot of personal strength for me not to click the pics of retards with bad teeth.
why would you torture your readers like?
no one wants to see that shit.