Memo to everyone who walks around wearing one of those Bluetooth earpieces all day long, even if you aren’t using your cell phone:
You look fucking stupid.
This isn’t Star Trek, and you aren’t Uhura. Just stop it.
I HATE that. Asses they are. Anyhoo...HI!!
Hey, man, that thing in my ear gets me laid like you wouldn't believe.
Amen
I'm still doubting which is worse: what you said or talking to your mobile phone with the loudspeaker on so that everyone can hear. The latter should preferably take place on a crowded terrace.
"We are the borg. Resistance is futile."
(This is what runs through my head every time I see one of those blue-tooth-as-perpetual-accessory assholes. Now I feel totally bonded to you in a completely trivial way.)