my head’s aching, my heart’s breaking, ’cause i’m giving, and you’re just taking
To the person who stole Natacha’s purse in New Orleans this weekend and, along with it, my iPod:
Check out Fabienne Delsol.
I know her music is probably a little mellower than you’re used to, but give her a listen; the cute French accent is infectious.
If you don’t feel like scrolling all the way to the Fs in the “By Artist Name” menu, her songs are also on the “newstuff” playlist (right after Curlee Wurlee, April March, and Holly Golightly & the Brokeoffs).
I bet you’ll like what you hear.
Also, I hope your entire family dies of rectal cancer slowly and painfully, forcing you to live out the rest of your days alone and unloved. Ass.
It was a midget, wasn't it? I just bet it was a fucking midget. They scuttle across the floor on their claws (sideways, like crabs) and snatch purses and iPods for their masters. It's all very Oliver. It's ok though, you wouldn't want the iPod back after the midget touched it. You might catch scabies.
I told you not to buy her that sold gold purse encrusted with diamonds and with the strap made of heroin leather. But NO, you knew better.
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