Happy Siete De Mayo, gringos, which you’ll no doubt be surprised to learn that the Mexicans don’t really celebrate either. I know this because I’m part Mexican.
At least, I thought I was at one time.
But then I took a shower. Turns out it was just dirt.
¡Oh mi dios, risa en alta voz!
I'm totally the hot sauce.
I knew you weren't Mexican; your belt buckles are too small. You're also not Texan.
You know, it took me three days to get that song out of my head and now you've put it back in there.
...Thanks.
there's a mexican out there in the void that i love, incidentally. i'm pretty sure it isn't dirt.
I suspect I'm a Jew
cindy: you do give me indigestion
jack: i’m also not a very hard worker
my poor lola: anytime
poo cakes: are you sure? because sometimes you have to scrub real hard…
jew: and here i thought all you euros had your foreskin intact.