05:29:2007 @ 03:13 PM

i never understood a single word he said, but i helped him drink his wine

It’s taken me countless hours of research, and more than a few late nights in the lab running experiments, but I think I’ve finally managed to crack the problem of vaginal warts. And what’s even more exciting is that, in doing so, I’ve discovered a surefire preventative solution:

Don’t put frogs in your vagina.

It sounds so simple in hindsight.

posted by Pinky on 05:29:2007 @ 10:07 PM

Damn. There go my plans for this evening.

posted by Jack Smynde on 05:30:2007 @ 01:11 AM

It sounds easy enough to avoid, doesn't it? But, man, when they croak, they're just... teasing you. Goading you. Ribbit. Ribbit. Stick me. In her. Vagina.
And hell if I can't say no to that.

posted by J on 05:30:2007 @ 12:49 PM

Good advice, Dr.

Ladies? Listen up now.

posted by Enemy of the Republic on 05:30:2007 @ 06:16 PM

Gosh, thank you. The wisdom, the knowledge...but I never had those little guys.

posted by La Sirena on 05:31:2007 @ 08:44 AM

Yeah --- but those South American tree frogs make for great tripping...