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If you’re ever out running and you find yourself in the uncomfortable predicament of having a bunch of gas, here’s a little advice: don’t force it out, but let it come out on its own as your running motion coerces it naturally. Otherwise, you run the risk of shitting all over yourself, and if you’re anything like me, that’s something best avoided.

Elsewhere, Mikabomb’s Bettie Page is now officially the greatest song ever in the history of all songs. Ever.