Well, I thought I was going to have the new site design finished for the most evilest of unveilings on 6/6/6 today, but it’s not ready. I would apologize, but you don’t really care, and neither do I, so let’s not waste our time with the pleasantries, m’kay?
Since I’m a philanthropist and all, and what with today being National Day of Slayer and me being in a holiday mood and everything, here’s this guy.

He’s so fucking metal, I just crapped my pants.
And no, I will not do your job for you. Please stop asking; you’re bothering me.
Dude, how you can still think I don't care...
your gmail invite is waiting for you at your That Which Shall Not Be Blogged Aboutâ„¢ address. Enjoy.
That's my boyfriend.
jack: because we never cuddle any more.
wendy: thanks! you rock.
cindy: i thought i was.