turkeyblog archive

date title responses
06:30:2008 all the booze is free, airline going broke; here come the lady with another jack and coke 9
06:26:2008 into the bloody hole we’ll go, oh no! oh no! 6
06:23:2008 george carlin, r.i.p. 7
06:19:2008 twelve-needle injection, stroked on skin with affection 4
06:11:2008 papa was smart but mama said i wasn’t; now i’ve got a million dollars, but who doesn’t? 5
06:04:2008 jump over all the barrels and let out a little scream; duck underneath the pie, ’cause it’s a coconut cream 6
06:02:2008 gimme a swaller and i’ll pay you back someday 2
05:29:2008 so we came upon a cracker, and we all came on this cracker, and the last one had to eat it and she did 6
05:20:2008 toil, toil, toil ’til i get sick, i try reverse but i’m not that quick 9
05:12:2008 other rappers diss me, say my rhymes are sissy 3
05:02:2008 give my heart just a word of sympathy, be as fair to my heart as you can be 7
04:28:2008 you have an expertise that’s like a real disease, such a strong disease that i just weaken in the knees 3
04:23:2008 humanity humanity, save the manatee 3
04:17:2008 and if i pointless arch, and spit white nothings at the sky… 3
04:07:2008 your spirit pokes me, your smile provokes me 9
04:01:2008 i will carry the torch for you, my sole purpose is to torture you 8
03:28:2008 private eyes are watching you, they see your every move 5
03:19:2008 nowhere to run, nowhere to hide, panic spreading far and wide… who can turn the tide? 3
03:17:2008 i may make you feel, but i can’t make you think 8
03:14:2008 gum acacia, hydrogenated oil, potato starch… bring to a boil! 5
03:10:2008 days run together like it’s one big long one, and if you want in then i’ve gotta have my fun 6
03:04:2008 and the big pot boils with centuries of conspiracy and cabbages and kings who have had their cake and ate it too 18
02:29:2008 i wait around the train station, waitin’ for that train 9
02:25:2008 this is what i do, this is what i do, this is what i do: i sit on you 6
02:22:2008 look what he has done for us, he’s filled us up with cheer 5
02:15:2008 salvation à la mode and a cup of tea 9
02:11:2008 i’m rockin’ and you’re yawning but you never look my way 4
02:05:2008 on lasalle and rampart street, the combo’s there with a mambo beat 3
01:29:2008 you can’t find it in you like you think you can 9
01:22:2008 look into my eyes, what do you see? 6
01:18:2008 does daddy have a shotgun? he said he’d never need one 7
01:11:2008 razzle ’n’ a dazzle ’n’ a flash a little light 7
01:07:2008 he got joo-joo eyeball, he one holy roller 5
12:31:2007 i wish i could say no regrets and no emotional debts 6
12:26:2007 are you bringin’ a present for me? something pleasantly pleasant for me? 1
12:18:2007 if someday we get to meet again in a car crash, plane wreck or terrorist attack 7
12:12:2007 and wouldn’t old santa be in trouble if there ain’t no chimney in the house? 1
12:10:2007 i ain’t like old st. nick; he don’t come but once a year 3
12:07:2007 staring at the goldfish bowl, poppin’ phenobarbitol 4
12:03:2007 christmas is a comin’ look out for twinkle elf, making christmas cigarettes all by himself 3
11:29:2007 i’m so happy! you’re so nice! kiss kiss kiss! fun fun life! 4
11:26:2007 the outdoorsman: a haiku 6
11:21:2007 it’s the type of meal he can’t resist, when there’s nothing left he just licks the dish 6
11:16:2007 understanding me and understanding you is not an easy thing to do 6
11:12:2007 i’m beginning to think (though i’m open to sway) that, even when we’re old and gray, i think you’ll see me, dear, and look the other way, just like you did, dear, only the other day 6
11:07:2007 how many drugs does it take to get you out of my mind? 3
11:06:2007 how i wonder what you are 3
11:04:2007 i feel alright, mama, i’m not joking 3
10:24:2007 dans cette vallée de larmes qu’est la vie, viens avec moi par les sentiers interdits 11
10:22:2007 and i ain’t lyin’ there’s a big yellow sign on the front of it with a picture of a kid and a big old “x” going through his chest; it looks like me, and i can’t read the word “danger.” 2
10:18:2007 i’ve got an eye for an empty heart 3
10:15:2007 then she became a fly, a fly all in the air; and he became a spider, and fetched her to his lair 3
10:09:2007 the loveliness of paris seems somehow sadly gay 6
10:05:2007 i can stand the pain of love (i could even stand some more) 6
10:01:2007 you’re the part of me i loathe the most, the demons at my door 4
09:27:2007 you wanna hear you broke my heart, i wanna hear you’re gonna finish what you start 5
09:21:2007 take my hand off to never neverland 7
09:17:2007 watch what you say or they’ll be calling you a radical, a liberal, fanatical, criminal 3
09:11:2007 i watch the bus as it pulls out of view, someday like that bus i will be leaving too 4
09:06:2007 he’s a demon on wheels 9
09:04:2007 we got what ya want, and you got the lust 3
09:01:2007 extended weekend 4
08:28:2007 i remember parties out in the park, with the girlies rubbing up in the dark 5
08:25:2007 being sick: a haiku 4
08:20:2007 but you’re such a hunk, so full of spunk 2
08:17:2007 hey hell, i pay the price 2
08:15:2007 but in the end no matter what you do, you will come shining through 1
08:10:2007 can i have a bite of your ice cream? 5
08:06:2007 my weekend: a haiku 5
08:03:2007 cinquante millions de gens imparfaits, et moi, et moi, et moi… 3
07:30:2007 it’s not real if you don’t feel it 3
07:26:2007 it was electric, so frantically hectic 5
07:21:2007 he has passed by giving his sign, left all the people feeling so fine 3
07:18:2007 she smiled at him with her shiny bicuspid 3
07:16:2007 i couldn’t afford chemo like i couldn’t afford a limo, and on any given day i’d rather ride a limousine 3
07:07:2007 are you just so far away from me? 5
07:03:2007 my pets with claws, they’re always kinda angry at me 6
06:29:2007 vicki and emma, do what you like; mel c, take a hike 1
06:26:2007 lord i’m so tired, how long can this go on? 4
06:22:2007 slide slide, slippity slide 4
06:21:2007 your face will surely show it 1
06:18:2007 i have only one burning desire 2
06:12:2007 isn’t it nice, sugar and spice? luring disco dollies to a life of vice 2
06:10:2007 dear david chase, 4
06:10:2007 so come on girls and sing along, ’cause nicki’s gonna rock ya, all night long 3
06:07:2007 i love you, i love you with my heart and soul; if i had a doughnut, i’d give you the hole 2
06:06:2007 my head’s aching, my heart’s breaking, ’cause i’m giving, and you’re just taking 2
06:01:2007 turn the other cheek, turn the other cheek; show the world how strong you are by simply acting weak 5
05:29:2007 i never understood a single word he said, but i helped him drink his wine 5
05:28:2007 i want to be the one to walk in the sun 4
05:22:2007 no man can deny them and all men satisfy them 7
05:14:2007 hey little tickle bee, tickle me won’t you please? 7
05:10:2007 i eat meat and like it, too; if you don’t, well you ought to 3
05:07:2007 if he’s the big boss, you’re the hot sauce 6
05:02:2007 if he wants to parler with you en français 12
05:01:2007 don’t eat salami, don’t like pastrami 2
04:30:2007 scheissebird, scheissebird, you’re such a nice bird; let’s make a scheissebird treat! 2
04:25:2007 touring, touring… it’s never boring 3
04:24:2007 squinched up your face and did a dance, shook a little turd out of the bottom of your pants 3
04:23:2007 looking for a sign that the universal mind has written you into the passion play 4
04:20:2007 you lit a fuse and now i’m ticking away like a bomb 2
04:17:2007 oui j’ai pleuré mais ce jour-là, non je ne pleurerai pas; non je ne pleurerai pas. 6
04:16:2007 i am the one, a life long gone, a refuge raped in search of life 3
04:12:2007 girls and boys, don’t mess about; do your homework before you go out 7
04:10:2007 private eyes, they’re (not) watching you 4
04:09:2007 we take your weak resistance, throw it in your face 1
04:06:2007 i wanna spit in their faces, then i get afraid of what that could bring 5
04:06:2007 bloody socks: a haiku 0
04:05:2007 hey, how much for that buick? 4
04:02:2007 it’s a teenage dream, all wrapped in pink and dotted with hearts 3
03:31:2007 you try to pretend you’re different when in fact you’re all the same 3
03:30:2007 i’m a yellow bitch from osaka city 3
03:28:2007 master cobbler, he’ll do you right; if your loafers hurt your toes, what to do is what he knows 5
03:23:2007 pink pointy protruding pecker: a haiku 6
03:21:2007 go shitbird, go 3
03:19:2007 big tits, big hips, sexy bitch 2
03:16:2007 i used to go to dinner and then take the girl to see “tiny” play against “earl the pearl” 3
03:13:2007 daddy, daddy, i want a pony 6
03:12:2007 destined to live right, we’re taking hell as our home 5
03:07:2007 rouge and coloring, incense and ice; perfume and kisses, oooh it’s all so nice 6
03:05:2007 i have one thing to say, sashay shante 4
03:01:2007 big hands, i know you’re the one 4
02:27:2007 i was just a skinny lad 4
02:26:2007 ricky schroeder, ricky stratton, soleil moon frye, dick van patton 2
02:22:2007 bloody hemorrhoids: a haiku 4
02:21:2007 there’s no place inside this romance for a girl that’s clearly balding 1
02:20:2007 the monkeys asked, the tigers asked, and the elephant asked me too 4
02:19:2007 lundi… lundi… lundi… 2
02:14:2007 this, my heart, a dying sun 7
02:12:2007 on s’en ira toute la nuit danser le calypso en italie 2
02:09:2007 forty-two, thirty-nine, fifty-six, you could say she’s got it all 1
02:08:2007 devil’s plaything in my hands 3
02:07:2007 so ya thought ya might like to go to the show 4
02:06:2007 now i wanna have somethin to do 2
02:05:2007 looking out my window cell, wondering if i want you still 3
02:03:2007 in the end she fell asleep exhausted 4
01:27:2007 seeing things that i don’t want to see again 8
01:22:2007 there you go, but you ain’t goin’ nowhere 5
01:17:2007 the city is a breast dangling from the sky 6
01:16:2007 bad blood and ghosts wrapped tight around me 4
01:12:2007 it’s so easy to rock it with your body, baby 4
01:10:2007 this island’s chills and shell cover me, with winded rock and skies i’ve yet to see 6
01:08:2007 great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts 4
01:05:2007 my big drum on your big face 4
01:02:2007 if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it 4
12:30:2006 live like an angel, die like a devil (got a place in hell reserved for me) 5
12:27:2006 i know trouble is brewing out there, but i can hardly care 5
12:24:2006 you can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin, mary 5
12:22:2006 now this is the reason why that i drink, i’m just trying to get along with you 2
12:21:2006 don’t you make me mad, i’ll get evil as a man can be 4
12:20:2006 so sweet to see these old people learnin’ the young children just what to do 3
12:18:2006 without 40 ounces of social skills 2
12:15:2006 i’ll pierce my colon so my shit comes out like play-doh 2
12:14:2006 you must learn to stand up for yourself, cause i can’t always be around 2
12:11:2006 baby it’s bad out there 6
12:08:2006 even the smallest species will make him feel uneasy 3
12:06:2006 when the system tries to bring you down 4
12:04:2006 i will beat you on the head, beat you down ’til you are dead 3
11:30:2006 sisters, brothers and the whiteys 3
11:29:2006 and it don’t mean i don’t love you when i put a gun to your face 2
11:27:2006 i didn’t know if she was legal tender, but i’d spend it just the same 6
11:24:2006 pep talk 0
11:22:2006 my pets, my things 6
11:20:2006 how many drugs does it take to find something to say? 7
11:17:2006 you just turned yourself into a song, and that’s all you’ve been afraid you would become, all along 1
11:15:2006 the bleeding hearts and artists let him get away with murder 5
11:13:2006 abattoir, abattoir, mon dieu quelle horreur 0
11:12:2006 but i got a drug and i got the bug and i got something better than love 3
11:09:2006 when you’re driving down the highway at night and you’re feelin’ that wild turkey’s bite 7
11:08:2006 and this bird you cannot change 2
11:06:2006 in the end you’ll let me in 4
11:03:2006 maybe i’m wrong, maybe i’m not 5
11:02:2006 oh my love do not despair, god is with us living prayer 2
10:31:2006 boo 4
10:30:2006 if the sun refused to shine, i would still be loving you 7
10:26:2006 if the man with the power can’t keep it under control 3
10:25:2006 the stars came falling on our hats, but they’re just old light 5
10:24:2006 beep beep, beep beep, yeah 3
10:20:2006 one more drink, fool, would drown you 7
10:18:2006 no kiddin’, i’m ready to fight 3
10:16:2006 now i like sweet candied yams, and i like homemade ham hocks 4
10:12:2006 because you know what they say about honey bears: when you shave off all their baby hair, you’ve got a hairy minded pink bare bear 2
10:11:2006 you’re still doing things that i gave up years ago 2
10:09:2006 ain’t no harm to take a little nip 1
10:06:2006 she got to take sick and die one of these days 7
10:05:2006 everything is plastic, and everyone’s sarcastic, and all your food is frozen, it needs to be defrosted 3
10:03:2006 for as long as i have tried, and as low as i can be 1
10:02:2006 tonight it ain’t right, i got to have me a week 1
09:29:2006 trying to avoid a little beat down, of a white boy who thinks that he’s down 3
09:28:2006 operatic by voice, a fanatic by choice 4
09:26:2006 and if you want some fun, take ob-la-di-bla-da 4
09:25:2006 sometimes you lose, sometimes you win 2
09:23:2006 upon my podium as the know-it-all scholar 1
09:21:2006 you’ll never gain weight from a doughnut hole 3
09:20:2006 sometimes the things i do astound me 1
09:18:2006 well, here’s a poke at you, you’re gonna choke on it too 3
09:17:2006 every girl and boy needs a little joy, all you do is sit and stare 4
09:11:2006 do me a wrong, you’re a bringer of evil 5
09:08:2006 i don’t need it, don’t need your blah blah 8
09:07:2006 i’ll rip your flesh ’till there’s no breath, dismembered destiny 5
09:05:2006 see it on the television everyday, hear it on the radio 4
09:01:2006 and the beautifullest fireworks are burning in the sky just for you 3
08:30:2006 so we put her on the hit list of a common, cunning linguist 5
08:29:2006 i can’t even remember if we were lovers, or if i just wanted to 3
08:28:2006 i don’t need your medicine anymore, because i see you in voodoo house 5
08:25:2006 be mine tomorrow, now tomorrow’s today 5
08:21:2006 feelin’ like i should have kept my feet on the ground 2
08:18:2006 the scars i hide are now your business 2
08:12:2006 down on your knees and pray if you please 5
08:11:2006 and if i’m wasting all your time this time, maybe you never learned to take 4
08:10:2006 the host with the most is pausing for effect 1
08:07:2006 drink, drink, drink, drink some more 3
08:06:2006 i’ve still got your face painted on my heart 3
08:03:2006 now i’m no longer doubtful of what i’m living for 7
08:02:2006 sugar never tasted so good 3
08:01:2006 if you’re so special, why aren’t you dead? 3
07:28:2006 no more doggin’, foolin’ ’round with you 6
07:26:2006 by day i’m a workin’ man, layin’ bricks or layin’ pipe 5
07:25:2006 you say “shark,” i say “hey man, jaws was never my scene” 1
07:21:2006 i did not know you had me hypnotized 3
07:20:2006 you’ll learn to love me, and my sweet pain 1
07:19:2006 see what happens when you’re in my pants 2
07:18:2006 here’s an empty kiss, marching to the rhythm of the payroll 3
07:14:2006 oui, je suis belzébuth 2
07:13:2006 whiskey, gin and brandy, with a glass i’m pretty handy 4
07:12:2006 like a hoo-er on a skewer in the wind 2
07:10:2006 time will tell if i will drift eternally through life, instead of being someone 3
07:09:2006 a bu ma biere dans un grand verre en caoutchouc 2
07:06:2006 once i used to join in, every boy and girl was my friend 4
07:05:2006 i hear in my mind all this music, and it breaks my heart 5
07:03:2006 i’m built for comfort, i ain’t built for speed 5
06:30:2006 like a fool i went and stayed too long 5
06:26:2006 bells i hear ain’t fire drills 2
06:24:2006 i don’t like you and i won’t pretend to 3
06:22:2006 wanna disco? wanna see me disco? 0
06:21:2006 i like takin’ tuinal, it keeps me edgy and mean 4
06:17:2006 the people who have crippled you, you want to see them burn 6
06:15:2006 rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel 4
06:14:2006 things i have loved i’m allowed to keep 5
06:13:2006 i’ve got the answers to all of your questions, if you’ve got the money to pay me in gold 1
06:11:2006 tradin’ my time for the pay i get 2
06:10:2006 you’re a mental case, ’bout time i smash your face 1
06:09:2006 my vanity is ulceric, it causes me distress 0
06:08:2006 inside your feeble brain there’s probably a whore 1
06:07:2006 i know i ain’t doing much, doing nothing means a lot to me 5
06:06:2006 chaos rampant, an age of distrust 4
06:05:2006 s-a-t-a-n, he’s our man, hey! 2
06:02:2006 i just picked up my pride from underneath the pay phone, and combed his breath right out of my hair 2
06:01:2006 we both have shiny happy fits of rage 8
05:30:2006 true reflections of community 4
05:29:2006 kind hearts don’t grab any glory 2
05:26:2006 no segregation, separation, just me in my world of enemies 3
05:25:2006 never said i wanted to improve my station 2
05:24:2006 you had it made in the shade, don’t let that tree fall down on you 3
05:23:2006 i’ve been waiting for a year or a day 7
05:22:2006 when i said “goodnight,” i meant until the next time 4
05:20:2006 take my ashes to bali, i can’t afford to go now 9
05:18:2006 you fill me with delight, you whet my appetite 2
05:17:2006 ’88 is great, but ’89 is mine 4
05:16:2006 i kissed your lips and i tasted blood 4
05:15:2006 i don’t have to pay for this shit 3
05:14:2006 picking up pieces of love off the floor 7
05:11:2006 when the fish scent fill the air, there’ll be snuff juice everywhere 2
05:09:2006 i promise you that i never meant for you to believe me 3
05:08:2006 neutron bombs and chemical food 2
05:06:2006 i don’t care what nobody say, i’m a man of a many words 0
05:05:2006 your voice is like angels above 4
05:04:2006 i’ll be doggone if i wouldn’t work all day 6
04:29:2006 yeah, the boy can play 4
04:28:2006 je vais et je viens entre tes reins, et je me retiens 2
04:27:2006 but, oh, to get involved in the exchange 1
04:26:2006 looking at my face in a bed of pine needles and wondering if anyone stills knows my name 2
04:25:2006 this is it, look what ’cha get 1
04:24:2006 you just don’t realize, you got yourself a good deal 3
04:21:2006 and there’s whisperin’ every day, hopin’ i’d go away to stay 1
04:19:2006 help me out with this, so i can tell when i’ve moved on 4
04:18:2006 i was just a skinny lad 1
04:17:2006 i need a butler and a trip to spain 6
04:14:2006 i thought i was someone else, someone good 2
04:12:2006 oh my god and jesus as well 3
04:11:2006 i don’t really mind how much you love me 0
04:10:2006 behind my back i can see them stare 3
04:09:2006 you see my face, you hate my words, i hate you too 4
04:07:2006 we are turning cursive letters into knives 0
04:03:2006 a million generations removed from expectations 1
04:02:2006 vengeance from the grave 0
03:31:2006 i ain’t got no inclination 1
03:29:2006 if not for a first “hello,” we’d never have to say goodbye 0
03:28:2006 i could just lay down and die 1
03:27:2006 well you know i got the kinda lovin’ that you need 2
03:26:2006 i got a cow that went dry, and a hen that won’t lay 1
03:25:2006 my my, oh oh, i love you so 0
03:24:2006 i’ll never go to texas anymore 2
03:23:2006 prime directive: exterminate 2
03:22:2006 i had a heart, but it got too soft 1
03:20:2006 i feel unhappy, i feel so sad 2
03:19:2006 nothing ever lasts forever 3
03:18:2006 we’re gonna blow this bitch away 0
03:16:2006 when i was young, i was the nicest guy i knew 1
03:15:2006 i ain’t no goddamned son of a bitch 3
03:14:2006 plastic cups with dot-serif type 3
03:12:2006 spoiler alert 0
03:11:2006 où est mon chapeau? 0
03:10:2006 buried in the neighbor’s grave 2
03:10:2006 pronunciation key 0
03:09:2006 ’cause my baby broke all the rules 3
03:08:2006 i got the guts to be somebody 2
03:07:2006 there’s no right opinion 6
03:06:2006 i don’t need this: a haiku 2
03:04:2006 wales bells 0
03:04:2006 it’s so completely stupid, just go away 2
03:03:2006 great job, knicks 1
03:02:2006 confession #4 3
03:01:2006 ship isn’t coming 3
03:01:2006 my poor mother done the best she could 0
02:28:2006 jock-a-mo-fee-no-a-na-nay 2
02:27:2006 bearer of bad news 3
02:25:2006 momentary lapse 3
02:23:2006 think what you want… 2
02:22:2006 the k-mart franchise 1
02:21:2006 confession #3 1
02:20:2006 confession #2 1
02:19:2006 confession #1 4
02:18:2006 nate!!! 2
02:17:2006 attention all waitstaff 0
02:16:2006 i’ve got so much to say… 2
02:15:2006 they don’t love you anyway… 1
02:14:2006 le prince charmant 1
02:13:2006 playing pretend 2
02:12:2006 enðingu piparmey 3
02:11:2006 oh baby, why don’t you talk to me? 1
02:10:2006 my art doesn’t pay the rent 0
02:09:2006 suckers and fuckers and stupid retards 4
02:08:2006 i’ve been chewing gum in class 4
02:07:2006 it makes me itchy 6
02:06:2006 dear neighborhood kids 3
02:05:2006 stupor sunday 3
02:04:2006 i see a whole lot of frowns 0
02:03:2006 poo cakes: a haiku 1
02:02:2006 tom snyder: a cinquain 0
02:01:2006 i’m no fucking buddhist 4
01:31:2006 tgp frustration: a haiku 6
01:30:2006 monday morning: a haiku 3
01:29:2006 goth chick: a haiku 5
01:28:2006 and it got back to my ma 0
01:27:2006 it’s cold and lonely 1
01:26:2006 contradiction 5
01:25:2006 violated 3
01:24:2006 here lies lester moore 2
01:23:2006 ritualistically 0
01:21:2006 manila ice 2
01:21:2006 stayin’ alive 2
01:20:2006 let me take you to the movies 2
01:19:2006 somebody’s diggin’ my potatoes 0
01:18:2006 i don’t know 1
01:17:2006 nobody ever goes in, and nobody ever comes out 3
01:16:2006 holidays 2
01:15:2006 back in black 2
01:13:2006 happy friday the 13th 0
01:12:2006 let me tell you ’bout a girl i know 3
01:11:2006 murphy’s 2
01:10:2006 hot pussy 0
01:09:2006 how fucked up is this? 4
01:08:2006 oops 0
01:07:2006 rosa cuba flor de rosa 0
01:06:2006 modern day man of steel 2
01:05:2006 fusc 0
01:04:2006 lapse 1
01:03:2006 fixing toilets sucks 2
01:02:2006 last day of freedom 2
01:01:2006 happy new year 2
01:01:2006 dick clark 1
12:31:2005 you say you want a resolution 0
12:31:2005 we suck 0
12:30:2005 i’m fabulous 2
12:28:2005 500 2
12:26:2005 meat head 1
12:25:2005 it’s a tradition 0
12:24:2005 what’s the deal? 0
12:23:2005 merry xxx-mas 3
12:17:2005 an open letter to the knicks 4
12:16:2005 i did it all for the tookie 2
12:15:2005 don’t take the christ out of decapitation 0
12:14:2005 fixed 0
12:14:2005 comment problems 0
12:14:2005 don’t take the christ out of turkenecks 5
12:13:2005 two 0
12:13:2005 ok, so seriously… 1
12:12:2005 no love for b-hop 0
12:09:2005 workin’ up a sweat 0
12:08:2005 knicks schmicks 0
12:04:2005 geaux tigers 0
11:27:2005 roundhouse kicks 0
11:24:2005 happy thanksgiving 0
11:22:2005 maybe it’s not such a bad thing that i lost pope 0
11:22:2005 a brand-new resolve 0
11:19:2005 i need a vacation… 0
11:12:2005 0 - 5 0
11:10:2005 0 - 4 2
11:06:2005 0 - 3 3
11:05:2005 0 - 2 0
11:03:2005 murder was the case 0
11:02:2005 we are new york 0
10:31:2005 my pumpkin is dumb. dumb as hell. 0
10:29:2005 and go ape-shit he did… 0
10:28:2005 friday night 0
10:26:2005 mother flickr 0
10:25:2005 tag 0
10:21:2005 they call ’em “tinder vittles” 0
10:19:2005 bling it on 0
10:15:2005 ok… i get it 0
10:09:2005 for your pay-per-viewing pleasure 0
10:07:2005 you don’t fuck wit da jesus, man 0
10:06:2005 fuck a ramada plaza 0
10:05:2005 just a friendly reminder… 0
10:05:2005 my entire body aches 0
09:27:2005 grumbly 0
09:23:2005 nachos belgrande 1
09:19:2005 belay, ye lily-livered sea urchin!!! 0
09:17:2005 slightly-less-than-midlife crisis 1
09:15:2005 avast! me roger is mighty jolly! 0
09:12:2005 go saints, go… 1
09:08:2005 way back in 1989… 0
09:07:2005 dear sweet jesus 0
09:05:2005 crappy birthday to me 1
09:04:2005 as if this week wasn’t fucked up as it is 2
09:02:2005 fuck 1
08:30:2005 ipod, you pod 3
08:29:2005 i spoke too soon 0
08:29:2005 hurricane schmurricane 0
08:28:2005 how to deal with a hurricane 0
08:28:2005 hunker down, bunker down, do it, do it, do it, do it 0
08:27:2005 breakfast of champions 0
08:24:2005 feelin’ better 1
08:23:2005 but am i blue? 3
08:22:2005 wash your hands 0
08:21:2005 why have you forsaken me 0
08:19:2005 i think it will look like that 0
08:18:2005 old people 4
08:16:2005 lookin’ bad, feelin’ bad 0
08:13:2005 turtles 1
08:11:2005 the black rhino 0
08:10:2005 i hate new orleans 5
08:09:2005 back in town 0
08:06:2005 birthdays 0
07:31:2005 speaking of minimum wage 1
07:30:2005 fake dr. pepper gallery 0
07:29:2005 midlife crisis 3
07:27:2005 coach!!!!! 0
07:27:2005 best flat beer ever 0
07:25:2005 congratulations, lance… 0
07:23:2005 ok, so i’m a douchebag 0
07:22:2005 upgrades 0
07:21:2005 whole foods 1
07:19:2005 minimum wage 0
07:18:2005 whew 0
07:17:2005 god fucking damnit 0
07:17:2005 ;adsfnp;ajdsngkl;dsangf 0
07:16:2005 refuge 0
07:15:2005 hopkins vs. taylor 0
07:14:2005 out of gas 0
07:09:2005 wook at the wittle… 0
07:08:2005 i hope i haven’t wasted your time 0
07:05:2005 lookin’ cute, feelin’ cute 3
07:04:2005 holidaze 0
06:30:2005 in loving memory 0
06:28:2005 i hate world market, part dieux 0
06:25:2005 tired 2
06:24:2005 news.turkeynecks.com 0
06:22:2005 quiet 0
06:18:2005 shitty week 0
06:14:2005 is $700 fair? 0
06:13:2005 12.9% for 60 months 1
06:11:2005 it’d really be nice if you called 0
06:11:2005 relief 0
06:09:2005 tomato can 2
06:07:2005 flat beer 0
06:05:2005 ok, so what do i know? 1
06:04:2005 fight prediction 0
06:03:2005 help 2
06:01:2005 i’m drunk 0
05:31:2005 boston celtic frost 0
05:30:2005 they sell those here? 0
05:29:2005 b-day 0
05:28:2005 nash, party of two 0
05:27:2005 babyachie 0
05:26:2005 i don’t get it 0
05:21:2005 come, come to the sabbath… 1
05:20:2005 sithblog: part two (electric boogaloo) 0
05:19:2005 sithblog: part one 0
05:18:2005 america, fuck yeah! 0
05:16:2005 busy week 0
05:14:2005 flickr 2
05:13:2005 sits down to take a leak 2
05:11:2005 rollin’ in my six fo 0
05:10:2005 whipper-snapper 0
05:09:2005 i hate world market 0
05:07:2005 chico 0
05:05:2005 there are honkies and white people 0
05:03:2005 amy & butch 0
05:01:2005 go me 0
04:30:2005 i’m never trying to be friendly again 0
04:28:2005 fore score 0
04:27:2005 do the humpty hump 0
04:25:2005 day off 3
04:24:2005 i hate stuff 0
04:22:2005 happy earth day, hippie 2
04:21:2005 the robin hood hills murders 0
04:20:2005 season’s end 0
04:19:2005 just great 0
04:18:2005 monday schmunday 3
04:16:2005 good times, bad times 0
04:14:2005 the revolution is coming 0
04:12:2005 happy tuesday 4
04:08:2005 up with hope, me for pope 0
04:07:2005 sheboy 6
04:06:2005 stupid kellog’s 0
04:02:2005 pope = poop 3
04:02:2005 april 2 0
04:01:2005 my head hurts 0
03:29:2005 poop 0
03:28:2005 please ask cashier to press ‘credit’ key 3
03:26:2005 damn you, espn 0
03:25:2005 good times 0
03:23:2005 and all-old turkeynecks, coming soon 0
03:22:2005 note to self… 0
03:21:2005 the freakin’ gates 4
03:20:2005 call me j-no 0
03:19:2005 thanks a lot, ’cuse 3
03:18:2005 heh 0
03:17:2005 tourneyblog part one 0
03:16:2005 ég veit ei hvað skal segja 0
03:15:2005 attention nba referees 0
03:15:2005 leave me alone 0
03:10:2005 it’s all down-hill from here 2
03:09:2005 hot sauce 0
03:08:2005 this is getting ridiculous 0
03:07:2005 there’s no stopping us 0
03:04:2005 you give me fever 0
03:03:2005 i feel like crap 0
03:02:2005 go away 0
02:28:2005 hong kong fluey 0
02:24:2005 stupid sickness 0
02:23:2005 hey vic… 0
02:23:2005 stupid microsoft 1
02:22:2005 electric boogaloo 3
02:21:2005 bootleg daredevils rock 0
02:21:2005 time to move on 4
02:20:2005 brew york, brew york 0
02:19:2005 pics added 0
02:18:2005 i wanna be a part of it 1
02:12:2005 sleepy 2
02:08:2005 flying high again 0
02:07:2005 bit by bit 2
02:06:2005 sunday sunday sunday 0
02:05:2005 damn you 0
02:03:2005 scope this out 0
02:02:2005 state of my ass 0
02:01:2005 hammered dog shit 0
01:31:2005 the knicks suck 0
01:28:2005 fine and dandy 0
01:27:2005 hail to thee north caddo high 2
01:26:2005 stupid fox 4
01:25:2005 grumble 0
01:24:2005 same old same old 0
01:22:2005 see ya, lenny 2
01:21:2005 ok, two things 0
01:20:2005 the knicks stink 0
01:15:2005 i hate the knicks 0
01:13:2005 thieves 0
01:09:2005 beer snob 0
01:02:2005 crappy new year 0
12:18:2004 i hate christmas 0
12:09:2004 a seat behind the bench, baby 0
12:05:2004 king diamond!!!!!!!!! 0
11:21:2004 thoughts on the pacers 0
11:20:2004 holy crap 2
11:15:2004 i’m tired 0
11:14:2004 new colors 0
11:11:2004 hell yeah 0
11:10:2004 even moore 0
11:09:2004 slit away 2
11:08:2004 well, that sucked, too 0
11:07:2004 well, that sucked 0
11:01:2004 halloweiner 1
10:28:2004 trevor ariza 0
10:25:2004 oktoberfest ist wunderbar 0
10:24:2004 time for the real oktoberfest 0
10:21:2004 things i hate: pedestrians 1
10:18:2004 why I hate my neighbors, epilogue 0
10:16:2004 knicks!!! 0
10:15:2004 why I hate my neighbors, part four: oktoberfest ’04 0
10:14:2004 why I hate my neighbors, part three: oktoberfest ’03 0
10:13:2004 why I hate my neighbors, part two: more oktoberfest ’02 1
10:12:2004 why I hate my neighbors, part one: oktoberfest ’02 0
10:10:2004 dear sweet jesus 0
10:10:2004 tiiiiiiitooooooooooo trrrrrrriiiiiiinidaaaaaaaaad 1
10:09:2004 let’s get it started 0
10:07:2004 the plague that makes your booty move 0
10:06:2004 no dice 0
10:04:2004 super size me 0
10:03:2004 i hate football 0
09:30:2004 sigh and sigh again 0
09:29:2004 god i hate people 3
09:26:2004 damn 1
09:25:2004 a.d.d. 0
09:23:2004 lights out 2
09:22:2004 doo doo doo doo doo 4
09:20:2004 chopped liver, with hopkins sauce 1
09:03:2004 i’m not dead 2
08:30:2004 i told you i’d get to it eventually 3
08:28:2004 bronze 0
08:23:2004 still sick 2
08:22:2004 and now i’m sick 0
08:20:2004 i’m back 0
08:18:2004 so, i’m in france... 3
08:09:2004 france france france france 4
08:08:2004 stupid wal-mart 7
08:08:2004 i hate people 0
08:07:2004 my first missed entry 2
08:05:2004 isiah finally comes through 0
08:04:2004 is it just me… 0
08:03:2004 more work on the site 0
08:02:2004 slow and steady 2
08:01:2004 time for a beer 0
07:31:2004 crikey 1
05:20:2004 who put the “cock” in the “cocker spaniel?” 3
05:18:2004 those bastards 1
05:07:2004 lost computers 2
05:04:2004 damn 1
05:02:2004 what a month 0
04:20:2004 grrrr 1
04:18:2004 dixie 0
04:10:2004 good saturday 0
04:08:2004 thursday 0
04:04:2004 ricky hatton 2
03:26:2004 lessons on management 2
03:25:2004 i hate stupid people 2
03:09:2004 swap meet 1
03:07:2004 nickels 0
03:04:2004 midgets 2
03:02:2004 it's alive... 2
12:23:2003 sigh 7
12:04:2003 my head hurts 0
11:22:2003 headaches 2
11:17:2003 a case of the mondays 0
11:15:2003 turkeypix 1
11:02:2003 a long weekend 0
10:31:2003 halloweiner 0
10:28:2003 televisions and jesus 2
10:26:2003 machine love 0
10:25:2003 extension man 0
10:18:2003 best buy, my ass 0
10:16:2003 busy week 0
10:07:2003 i don’t be intimidated by nobody 1
10:06:2003 yellow jackets 1
09:28:2003 back from houston 2
09:24:2003 delays, delays 1
09:23:2003 a whole lotta designing going on 1
09:22:2003 excuse the mess 0
09:19:2003 on a greyhound bus... 0
09:18:2003 all new turkeynecks… coming soon! 0
09:14:2003 cable is back 0
09:13:2003 one more thing 0
09:13:2003 what a way to start the day 0
09:05:2003 happy birthday to me 8
08:29:2003 sigh 1
08:12:2003 lack of updates 0
07:30:2003 lkwejhgltkhbelhybwlekjrhybwler 0
07:29:2003 bad service 0
07:28:2003 the emerald city 2
07:23:2003 bye bye, spree 0
07:22:2003 ex-uh-mull 0
07:18:2003 obey your thirst 0
07:16:2003 hey there dreamweaver students 1
07:10:2003 it’s almost done... 0
07:08:2003 going back to seattle 1
07:04:2003 another sad holiday 0
06:29:2003 kick ass 5
06:29:2003 neglect 0
06:24:2003 jack white rocks 0
06:23:2003 white stripes!!! 0
06:19:2003 that’s the kind of band they are 2
06:16:2003 don’t buy a mosquito magnet 0
06:11:2003 you know what i hate? 2
06:03:2003 type english 6
05:29:2003 updates 4
05:27:2003 see ya, spree 2
05:26:2003 serial killers 2
05:20:2003 booger bears 11
05:18:2003 marriage schmarriage 7
05:15:2003 Dave DeBusschere 0
05:14:2003 come on Duncan 0
05:10:2003 true believers 2
05:05:2003 blogging isn’t very fun 1
04:30:2003 tori amos 1
04:27:2003 g-l-o-r-y-bee 2
04:24:2003 fat country singers 0
04:21:2003 the inlaws left 0
04:19:2003 beer beer beer 0
04:17:2003 in case you were wondering 0
04:15:2003 no family guy? 0
04:14:2003 To anyone who has submitted a poem recently: 0
04:12:2003 more about management 0
04:10:2003 help get freaks & geeks on dvd 0
04:10:2003 have I mentioned… 1
04:09:2003 wolf-head 0
04:08:2003 learn something new every day 0
04:07:2003 it’s monday… 0
04:04:2003 rants are back 0
04:03:2003 thursday 3
04:02:2003 go buy elephant 1
04:02:2003 like you didn’t already know… 0
04:01:2003 no foolin’ 0
03:31:2003 the full monty, without the monty 0
03:30:2003 bracket schmacket 0
03:27:2003 you gotta keep on hoppin’ ’til you get to the top 2
03:25:2003 hold on to the night… 0
03:20:2003 wanna know why I ain’t got pwells? 1
03:17:2003 my head still hurts 0
03:14:2003 my head hurts 0
03:13:2003 bad dog, new site 0
07:21:2002 reader poems: vampire thoughts. 0
07:12:2002 reader poems: fealings unchanged 0
07:09:2002 re: one nation under you? 0
07:09:2002